I hate the bullying tone. Threatening tariffs to force support for buying Greenland makes the US look impatient and petty. The Arctic security angle is real, and pretending it's all a joke is lazy. The fix is not more shouting, it's a structured bargain that includes Greenlanders and Denmark as real decision makers. Put options on the table: long term leases, defense investment, climate and infrastructure funding. If this stays as 'sell it or pay', it ends in resentment.